What's Your Major?

Nunziko: so like, arent you a doctor yet?

cmprvelourium: no

Nunziko: oh
Nunziko: pediatrist?

cmprvelourium: i'm not going to med school!
cmprvelourium: weirdo

Nunziko: oh, my bad
Nunziko: laywer?

cmprvelourium: no

Nunziko: oh....
Nunziko: ....
Nunziko: doctor?

cmprvelourium: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nunziko: rofl
Nunziko: thats right i forgot

cmprvelourium: YUH
cmprvelourium: FREAK

Nunziko: ok so like, a .... phlebotomist
Nunziko: ooh ooh i know
Nunziko: archeologist

cmprvelourium: i'm going to school
cmprvelourium: and majoring in
cmprvelourium: MATERIALS ENGINEERING
cmprvelourium: got it?
cmprvelourium: good

Nunziko: tch materials engineering
Nunziko: thats not fun

cmprvelourium: yes it is

Nunziko: you cant like cut people open
Nunziko: or study plants

cmprvelourium: but i can work on cars without getting dirty!

Nunziko: or take a whip and hunt for treasure
Nunziko: plllh
Nunziko: nerd

cmprvelourium: yeah. you're a nerd too, sonny

Nunziko: i wanna major in archeology so i can take a machete to some nazi's heads and bring back the holy grail

cmprvelourium: ...
cmprvelourium: if you can get it through us customs!

Nunziko: i wonder if they teach you how to ride a horse and use a whip, like do they have grounds on campus or do they take you some other place
Nunziko: lol

cmprvelourium: nope
cmprvelourium: you go into a little lab
cmprvelourium: with a dim light and stay hunched over little arrowheads and rocks

Nunziko: ill bet my archeologist teacher could kick your material engineering teachers ass
Nunziko: hm
Nunziko: that doesnt sound right
Nunziko: now i know ive seen every indiana jones movie
Nunziko: and he did NONE of that
Nunziko: TV wouldnt lie

cmprvelourium: well IT IS
cmprvelourium: he's a special case

Nunziko: what like an elite archeological force?

cmprvelourium: sure

Nunziko: archeology means kicking ass
Nunziko: thats my stance on it
Nunziko: youll learn to fight, shoot, and wear hats
Nunziko: mm hmm

cmprvelourium: ....
cmprvelourium: you
cmprvelourium: have issues